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Picture: A kinetic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Darby O'Gill when it's not shrounded in darkness

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Darby O'Gill

Description

This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically sharp glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a runaway replica of President O'Gill.

Touring Tips

• If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.

Notices

• For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or blood, heart, skin, ankle, chest, or spinal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
• This attraction closes at park closing.
• Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.