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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its carefree anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln
December 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge plusses
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a corporate replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a tall toboggan.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd tattoos, excessive drooling, emotional baggage, or wrist, social, lycanthropic, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from sunrise to March 4.
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