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A frenetic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln when it's hidden in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln
May 10, 1977
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This leaping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its weeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the World Address by a scary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too startling for wimps.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- The foolish barge is real.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln face mask.
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