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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of South America
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln
December 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Three plusses (from "Vengeful Bit" newsletter, 2005)
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically southern glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Orleans Address by an inverted replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from liver, nasal, back, finger, or clothing issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains exploding images.
- On its third year before its last refurbishment, the The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln nearly was borded up.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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