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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its carefree anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its carefree anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Commodore Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1990
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Rating: Ten and a smidge plusses

Description

This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a corporate replica of President Lincoln.

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