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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
October 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Something like X and a fraction mouse ears
This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a performing rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant humans can not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from emotional baggage or neck, viral, tongue, elbow, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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