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Above: Daisy Duck's ride-crashing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
November 30, 1958
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically suspenseful glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Primeval World Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 58.
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