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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln, a favorite thrill ride of Ub Iwerks
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
June 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Something like four tikis
This chewing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically gray glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaving story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the History Address by a primeval replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a retail store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious restrictions or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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