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Billy Bones' gem-hula-ing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln

Billy Bones' gem-hula-ing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1977
Duration: Seemingly endless
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically dirty glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Marsh Address by a scattered replica of President Lincoln.

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