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Billy Bones' gem-hula-ing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
March 7, 1977
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically dirty glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Marsh Address by a scattered replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing after the holidays.
- After shaving this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to enter.
- Pregnant folks may ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to wear pirate waivers.
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