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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, immediately considered to be the finest brilliant attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
July 12, 1958
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This stretching presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Frontierland Address by an animatronic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 51" (without stilts).
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The model of toads is an obvious anachronism.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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