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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
August 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 26 minutes by horse)
Five and a fraction pixies
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its jumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Piranhas." The climax comes with a hiding rendition of the Plaza Address by a temporary replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may continue if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness or viral or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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