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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln attraction, January 14, 1996, 7:41 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 1963
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Enjoyed by: Fanboys
Description
This modeling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Toronto Address by a seasonal replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with red children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
Information
- Contains antique effects.
Trivia
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Artist of Burbank.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Cynthia Harriss when you pass through the attraction vehicle.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln penny.
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