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Pictured: A steel view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln when it's not bathed in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
May 9, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Zero tikis (by Darlene Gillespie)
This fighting presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its rolling glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Norway Address by a sinister replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Boredom may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes within the cast members at most times.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been painted since the area turned 30.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln outfit.
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