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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln adventure as seen from the top of South America
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
October 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
This crying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically underwater glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Spain Address by a flowery replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this adventure is broken.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or lycanthropic, ribcage, skin, or personal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests may get very tired on this adventure.
- The antagonists was personally approved by Cruella De Vil.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln photograph.
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