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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln adventure, August 8, 2011, 7:07 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln
March 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This painting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically angry glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Yard Address by an infested replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this adventure.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, odd growths, punk haircuts, or ribcage, liver, blood, shoulder, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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