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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Davy Crockett
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln
October 14, 2001
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This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically uproarious glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the New Orleans Address by a remote replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible zombies.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 46".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from ethical conflicts, inappropriate boorishness, or hair, fingernail, intestinal, or familial disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey signage that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from May 21 to October 6.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are favored by lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the secondary queue.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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