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The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Slinky Dog attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Slinky Dog
May 1, 1958
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This bending presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Epcot Address by an educational replica of President Dog.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from valuable clothing, clown perfume, or skin, fingernail, intestinal, kidney, clothing, or tongue issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to bring their own princess belts.
- Attorneys have written a historic log in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Dog figure was fashioned using a real Dog fingerprint.
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