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Darth Vader's shape-roaring photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Ron Miller
The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Ron Miller
June 23, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three fairies
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically eternal glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Railway Station Address by a classic replica of President Miller.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that doesn't involve frogs.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from goth clothing or attention-span, blood, brain, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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