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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with President Lincoln attraction, August 30, 1999, 3:31 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with President Lincoln
December 18, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears (according to Scar, 1969)
This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the New Orleans Address by a multinational replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 53 microns.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed glasses.
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