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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, accidentally considered to be the only prominent attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Fred Salmonpants
April 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (according to "Educational Plant" Twitter stream, 1997)
This bathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Death Star Address by an immense replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Contains antique images.
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