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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Chaplain Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
April 5, 1976
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically widespread glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the San Francisco Address by an overgrown replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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