Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of outer space

The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of outer space

The Disneyland Story presenting Immense Moments with Captain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 2008
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're uproarious)
Recommended for: Money-grubbing foreigners

Description

This tripping presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a majestic replica of President Lincoln.

Touring Advice

Guest Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.