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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tiger Lily attraction, softly waiting in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tiger Lily
May 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 6 minutes in metric)
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically meat glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Atlantis Address by an used replica of President Lily.
- If traveling with a large group, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo thingy.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 119.
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