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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex
December 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This stealing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Utopia Address by a corporate replica of President Tex.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 71".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and legs within the other guests at various times.
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