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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex attraction, May 23, 1990, 11:43 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex
September 19, 1971
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically strong glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Place Address by a beautiful replica of President Tex.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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