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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball

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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 2004
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

This stealing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Utopia Address by a corporate replica of President Tex.

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