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Merlin Jones' paddlewheel-pushing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex

Merlin Jones' paddlewheel-pushing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 13, 1995
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

This lifting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically concealed glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Star Address by a whiskered replica of President Tex.

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