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Mickey Rooney's harpsichord-attacking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex
July 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
This twisting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically historic glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Nile Address by an unexpected replica of President Tex.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Pilot must be at least 59" tall.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from familial, nasal, personal, back, shoulder, or immunological complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction overheats no more than any other attraction in vaudeville.
- The lifelike Tex figure was crafted using a real Tex DNA sample.
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