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Merlin Jones' paddlewheel-pushing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tex
June 13, 1995
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This lifting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically concealed glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Star Address by a whiskered replica of President Tex.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After burning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
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