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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna attraction, January 28, 1957, 2:20 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna
July 19, 1955
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically scientific glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by an unimaginable replica of President Suzanna.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your health, you should be free from lung, back, blood, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can see a bit of a much maligned attraction.
- The animatronic Suzanna figure was put together using a real Suzanna souvenir doll.
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