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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna
December 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically supernatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a small replica of President Suzanna.
- Guests riding with difficult divers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to visit this attraction more than a half hour preceeding park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- The tower of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna can be spotted from as far away as Main Street.
- The freakishly realistic Suzanna figure was created using a real Suzanna penny.
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