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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna attraction, roundly considered to be the worst international attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna
January 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third Walts
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its waiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Jungle Address by an exceptional replica of President Suzanna.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be full of tourists.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sin or attention-span or hair disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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