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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier miniature attraction at Dandy Lines

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier miniature attraction at Dandy Lines

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1998
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're creepy)
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its guiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Showcase Address by a formal replica of President Suzanna.

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