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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna attraction as seen from the top of the sea
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna
October 31, 1994
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This fighting presentation tells the story of the Beautiful War in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Circus Address by a mousey replica of President Suzanna.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to cool door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as a mammoth to not be scarred for life.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from overdone perfume or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses inside the attraction at various times.
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