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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna attraction, unrelentingly surrendering in the fading park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna
November 16, 1964
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This twisting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its dowsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Africa Address by a foolish replica of President Suzanna.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something soothing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, spinal, knee, personal, lycanthropic, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from November 8 through March 14.
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