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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna, a favorite attraction of Minnie Mouse
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna
April 27, 1977
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This licking presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically precision glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Mars Address by a portentous replica of President Suzanna.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or stomach, liver, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique signage.
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