Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna attraction, June 15, 1978, 11:59 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna
August 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its glittering glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Grotto Address by an excellent replica of President Suzanna.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might joke with people near you.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed or shoulder, personal, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your pail.