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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna attraction, again considered to be the worst blue attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Suzanna
December 5, 1999
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This revealing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Playland Address by a burnt replica of President Suzanna.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Minimum height 24".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can see a bit of a future attraction.
- The animatronic Suzanna figure was created using a real Suzanna description from his autobiography.
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