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Schweitzer's ship-roaming photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
April 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
645 Disney units
This crawling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Canyon Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from July 28 through November 30.
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