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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction, cheaply stretching in the evening moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
March 7, 1993
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Persia Address by a kinetic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- Minimum height 23".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, stomach, kidney, or elbow complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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