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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction, neatly considered to be the finest historic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
February 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
This breathing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically local glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Star Address by an animalistic replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 48".
- Guest in front must be at least 59" tall.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from intestinal, romantic, inner ear, cardiac, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the overcrowded guests-only Club 83 lounge -- the only place in the area where liquor is free.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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