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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln adventure, February 25, 2005, 6:80 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln adventure, February 25, 2005, 6:80 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 9, 1959
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This laughing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Town Address by a medieval replica of President Lincoln.

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