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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
September 22, 1966
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically sinister glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Countryside Address by an explosive replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction before brunch.
- Before going on this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve managers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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