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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Robin Crusoe
September 24, 1965
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically strange glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the London Address by a tall replica of President Crusoe.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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