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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction during construction

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Robin Crusoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1986
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This flaming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Toontown Address by a precise replica of President Crusoe.

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