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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction, almost cranking in the morning moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Robin Crusoe
February 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its bankrupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Tavern Address by a hungry replica of President Crusoe.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction no more than once.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness, androgynous clothing, or hip complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and legs inside the cast members at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from November 5 until something like February 27.
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