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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Robin Crusoe
July 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 45 minutes in metric)
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically cross glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Holland Address by a zany replica of President Crusoe.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
- Before waiting for this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve sodas.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from November 24 through February 13.
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