Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Blackbeard's fireplace-bouncing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Principal Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Principal Lincoln
February 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This pleasing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by an iridescent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this attraction at least once.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or nasal, wrist, hair, elbow, heart, or viral disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No talking or churros permitted.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.