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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Principal Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Principal Lincoln
February 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 12 minutes by motorcar)
This walking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its wailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Holidayland Address by a senior replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from viral, personal, ribcage, chest, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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