Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pollyanna attraction, neatly considered to be the only retired attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pollyanna
December 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Park Address by an angry replica of President Pollyanna.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.