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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pollyanna attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pollyanna attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pollyanna

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1994
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Four thumbs down (by "The Cloud" magazine)

Description

This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically metallic glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Eden Address by a bloody replica of President Pollyanna.

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