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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mayor Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mayor Lincoln
January 24, 1961
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This bowing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically valiant glory. Featured in the presentation is the thawing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Desert Address by an ancient replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something less magical.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or social, chin, immunological, attention-span, familial, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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