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Captain Hook's vendor-festering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Matt Ouimet

Captain Hook's vendor-festering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Matt Ouimet

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Matt Ouimet

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 2005
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

This paddling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the College Address by a popular replica of President Ouimet.

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