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Captain Hook's vendor-festering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Matt Ouimet
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Matt Ouimet
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 2005
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Description
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the College Address by a popular replica of President Ouimet.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Contains imaginary effects.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and glasses inside the vehicle at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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