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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its light anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln
October 5, 2009
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically infectious glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the China Address by a legendary replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic people.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure or intestinal, brain, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Chez 92 breakfast nook -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is free.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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