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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction at night

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction at night

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 2007
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 34 minutes in metric)
Rating: Zero tikis

Description

This glowing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Primeval World Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.

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