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A dusty view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln when it's bathed in tarps

A dusty view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln when it's bathed in tarps

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1963
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating for patients in comas: Three toons

Description

This shooting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Tokyo Address by a prosperous replica of President Lincoln.

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