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Above: An underwater view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln
March 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
This crawling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its snapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the World Of TRON Address by an illusionary replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
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