Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln ride during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marshal Lincoln
January 16, 2012
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Horizon Address by a presidential replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively princess-addicted children will want to experience this ride multiple times.
- Expectant parents may run away.
- During any weather, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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