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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction, July 17, 1955, 5:17 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction, July 17, 1955, 5:17 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Majordomo Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 2013
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes (or 45 minutes by horse)
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired retirees

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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a legendary replica of President Lincoln.

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