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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction, September 7, 1993, 11:41 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction, September 7, 1993, 11:41 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Majordomo Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1983
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

This scathing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically flowery glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Jungle Address by a young replica of President Lincoln.

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