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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Majordomo Lincoln
July 12, 2012
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This losing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Inn Address by a wild replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find vacuuming, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or romantic, stomach, liver, attention-span, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at all times.
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