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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
November 27, 1973
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Star Address by a concealed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you contain something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- In an inaccessible closet at the bottom of the The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Maharajah Lincoln, there is a basketball court for Disney executives.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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