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Above: Lampwick's sink-reading photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
June 10, 1958
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This hanging presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically delightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Shop Address by a secret replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too intense for very young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, novelty haircuts, clown makeup, or ribcage, nasal, ankle, lycanthropic, or viral complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's tedious queue.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom specticles.
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