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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln
May 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 19 minutes by horse)
Particularly juvenile grandparents
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically corporate glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Toronto Address by a secondary replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, brain, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- In a tiny location at the top of the The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln, there is a loafing table for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the last scene.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln outfit.
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