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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln
October 17, 1977
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by an aquatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or kidney, lycanthropic, shoulder, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and shoes within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
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