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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1990
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Favored by: Conjoined fathers

Description

This disarming presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Persia Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.

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