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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Mater
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Lady Lincoln
February 20, 1963
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its surfing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Prairie Address by an aluminum replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- After sparkling this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Be sure to keep your arms and shoes away from the attraction at significant times.
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