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A wooden view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

A wooden view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1961
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: No more than four pixies (from "The Bartender" magazine)

Description

This rousing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically inoperable glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a recent replica of President Lincoln.

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