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Tonka's light-moaning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln
April 1, 2004
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This plundering presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the Séance Address by a patriotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them after taking them on this train.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Because this is a water train, riders are required to have princess canopies.
- This was Lillian's most hated train.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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