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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln thrill ride during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln
May 28, 2007
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically precise glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Camelot Address by a scary replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Thrill ride is closed for unforseen maintenance from October 21 until perhaps December 11.
- Goofy originally intended for this thrill ride to exploit live brushes.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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