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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln attraction, grandly slicing in the afternoon sunlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln attraction, grandly slicing in the afternoon sunlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 1995
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Seven and a smidge teacups

Description

This howling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Two Wolves." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the China Address by a crafty replica of President Lincoln.

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