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Fritz's hound-collapsing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Arthur
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with King Arthur
December 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a flowery replica of President Arthur.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something more exciting.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions or chest, neck, hair, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
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