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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite thrill ride of Zazu
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 8, 1970
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Rating: Approximately nine tikis
Description
This flapping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Interior Address by a round replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Recommendations
- If it's your birthday, other guests might pick on you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents can avoid this thrill ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at significant times.
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