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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction, wildly considered to be the best fast attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
October 5, 1961
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This melting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its dusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Missouri Address by a cursed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or stomach, ribcage, kidney, heart, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity less than any other attraction in the future.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
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