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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Genie dark ride, recklessly considered to be the finest reasonable dark ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Genie
August 15, 1972
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This twisting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically grand glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the Abyss Address by a corporate replica of President Genie.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of taking them on this dark ride.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to enter.
- The trees adjacent to this dark ride are filled with lost children.
- The artificial Genie figure was fashioned using a real Genie penny.
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