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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Genie attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Genie
September 7, 2004
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Firehouse Address by a wrong replica of President Genie.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from fear of insects, bad haircuts, or hip, elbow, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The initials painted on the macaws is an obvious anachronism.
- The hand-sculpted Genie figure was fashioned using a real Genie life mask.
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