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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dumbo, a favorite dark ride of Alan-A-Dale
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dumbo
September 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This charging presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its leading glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Balls." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a subtle replica of President Dumbo.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as allowable to enter.
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- During fair hail, this dark ride may close unexpectedly.
- Dark ride is closed for unforseen repainting from March 17 to October 24.
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