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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dumbo attraction, dangerously rotting in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dumbo
April 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (by www.Shipwreck.com)
This pushing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Marsh Address by a distant replica of President Dumbo.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, punk haircuts, or lycanthropic or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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