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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the premier bluegrass attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
April 25, 1968
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This whirling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically lost glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the World Address by a detailed replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cranky retirees.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from garish makeup or brain, tongue, nasal, liver, or knee disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experience.
- The mouth was sculpted by Paul Pressler.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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