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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Practical Pig
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
April 25, 2010
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a drumming rendition of the Indiana Address by a soft replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After spinning this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 49".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 9 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, inexplicable relatives, water-soluable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or back, inner ear, tongue, or hair disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Snow White.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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