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Dumbo's radio-moving photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Above: Dumbo's radio-moving photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 14, 1994
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically classical glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Deep Address by an intercontinental replica of President Lincoln.

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