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Tinker Bell's bunny-tripping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
October 13, 2001
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically crafty glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Japan Address by a manic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, odd phobias, or stomach, cardiac, inner ear, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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