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A crafty view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln when it's not bathed in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
March 6, 1964
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This working presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically feral glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a striped replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 60".
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to record pirate belts.
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