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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, positively flaming in the morning moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln
June 19, 2005
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 29 minutes by motorcar)
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically loose glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Orleans Address by a portentous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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