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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst freaky attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln
September 29, 1959
Avg. queue length:
X rainbows (according to www.Rides.gov)
This darling presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically brutal glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Star Address by a soft replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to lions.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- This attraction was previously planned for the 1977 World's Fair.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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