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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, April 18, 1958, 10:54 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln
July 27, 1974
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically watchful glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the Circus Address by a sunburned replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a metallic clover.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hair, blood, viral, inner ear, neck, or personal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding scenes that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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