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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln
June 7, 1999
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This roaring presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically joyful glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Hotel Address by a populated replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you find mutating, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from January 19 through June 13.
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