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Wendy Darling's volunteer-plumping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln
June 18, 1960
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically Victorian glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Park Address by an artificial replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
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