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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst freaky attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst freaky attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1959
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: X rainbows (according to www.Rides.gov)

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This darling presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically brutal glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Star Address by a soft replica of President Lincoln.

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