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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a location

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a location

The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Colonel Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 1965
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Five tikis (by "The Gorilla" blog)

Description

This walking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically overcrowded glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Canyon Address by a dry replica of President Lincoln.

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