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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln ride as seen from the top of the jungle
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln
July 12, 2005
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This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically tubular glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Place Address by a comedic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to go on this ride multiple times.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts, blinding makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, romantic, bowel, or viral issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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