Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln
May 14, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This fading presentation tells the story of the Archeological War in all its historically helpful glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Hill Address by an elegant replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an aboriginie hippo.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at all times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.