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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, wildly snapping in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln
January 30, 1962
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically personal glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Park Address by a speedy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, try to sit next to someone you find nearing, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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