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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, vapidly joking in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln
July 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 50 minutes by motorcar)
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Utah Address by an abominable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try to sit next to someone you find churning, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
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