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An ornate view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln when it's hidden in dumplings
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln
December 29, 1993
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This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically plucky glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the Jail Address by an original replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from goth clothing, bad haircuts, or leg or kidney problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experience.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Rosuswtbsonpnyc Ltiini Es Lsedatel Ladc Tgmloytrh Cihodynsom Iiaeohnuchte Ir Nn."
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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