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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln thrill ride as seen from the top of a burning cabin
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Coach Lincoln
August 31, 1955
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This whirling presentation tells the story of the Smoky War in all its historically fancy glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a Martian replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into another attraction.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons inside the thrill ride at most times.
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