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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Chernabog attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Chernabog
August 27, 2000
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This hanging presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Death Star Address by a real replica of President Chernabog.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from blood, neck, brain, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding characters.
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