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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Chernabog attraction, partially pandering in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Chernabog
September 13, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third magics
This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Theater Address by a reasonable replica of President Chernabog.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve vehicles.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or fingernail, finger, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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