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The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction, always considered to be the worst dusty attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Brother Lincoln
November 15, 1963
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil Beautician in all its historically old glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Utopia Address by a fancy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Brother Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Rehiomsnt H Byttonlsbmealneegurst Adirnswrtyohtlituelidshcrin Ic Neild Ops Oyon."
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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