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A smaller view of The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Brother Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Brother Lincoln
May 29, 2004
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This plotting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Mountain Address by an ominous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 75".
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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