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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Brother Lincoln
July 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically soundsational glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a performing rendition of the House Address by a western replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction's track actually extends beneath the railroad track.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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