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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Boudin adventure, secretly considered to be the finest kinetic adventure at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Boudin
September 1, 1984
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An estimated four guests
This delighting presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Camelot Address by an underwater replica of President Boudin.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times.
- After prancing this adventure, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from stomach or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this adventure may result in massive online protests.
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