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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Tim Burton attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Tim Burton
July 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its flying glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Burbank Address by a sinister replica of President Burton.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing or immunological, personal, inner ear, lung, or kidney problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Miley Cyrus.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Quasimodo when you wear night-vision goggles in the first room.
- The freakishly realistic Burton figure was fashioned using a real Burton face mask.
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