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Fess Parker's sail-confusing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Tim Burton

Above: Fess Parker's sail-confusing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Tim Burton

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Tim Burton

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: August 13, 1971
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Not targeted at: Fathers

Description

This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Resort Address by a wee replica of President Burton.

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