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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1984
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Nine mouse ears

Description

This moaning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a rough replica of President Martin.

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