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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin
June 8, 1984
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Nine mouse ears
This moaning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a rough replica of President Martin.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something calmer.
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