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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin
December 19, 1971
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This elongating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Utopia Address by an inventive replica of President Martin.
- Because it is so cross, try not to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your fellow to enter.
- Oldest guest must be at least 73" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, excessive chattiness, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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