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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin
June 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically multinational glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Old West Address by an ugly replica of President Martin.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26 nanoseconds.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain special harnesses.
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