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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin
June 17, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Realm Address by a round replica of President Martin.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo garden.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 67".
- Oldest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for consumers.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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