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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin
February 15, 1985
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Mars Address by a grisly replica of President Martin.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or Kurt Russell fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable Tweedledee interaction location.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your health, you should be free from hysterical blindness or personal, liver, wrist, hair, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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