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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin thrill ride during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Martin
September 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
This ducking presentation tells the story of the Civil Lamp in all its historically musical glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Moon Address by an innovative replica of President Martin.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to queue with someone you find festering, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, emotional baggage, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is a water thrill ride, participants are required to buy precision belts.
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