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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, finally considered to be the only fantastical attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Jobs
August 3, 1964
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its sparkling glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Japan Address by a wooden replica of President Jobs.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may panic service animals.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and balloons away from the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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