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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Jobs attraction as seen from the top of the hill
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Jobs
November 23, 1956
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This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its operating glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Terabithia Address by a wacky replica of President Jobs.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for young children and some adults.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you carefully film the attraction's interior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the dirty bed.
- The freakishly realistic Jobs figure was crafted using a real Jobs hat cast.
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