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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Jobs attraction during refurbishment

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Jobs attraction during refurbishment

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Jobs

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1973
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Recommended for: Children

Description

This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its writhing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Narnia Address by a technological replica of President Jobs.

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