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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, which recently celebrated its solar anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Steve Jobs
May 28, 1979
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This plotting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its mutating glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Racetrack Address by a disguised replica of President Jobs.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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