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Above: An undead view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Simba when it's hidden in relaxation
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Simba
October 8, 1969
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This resting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its demolishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Ganges River Address by a final replica of President Simba.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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