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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Simba attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Simba
May 2, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired women
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Cherished War in all its historically ugly glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Edison Square Address by a patriotic replica of President Simba.
- If traveling with a small group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that doesn't involve props.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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