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Davy Jones' sport-raging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
April 26, 1983
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Switzerland Address by an ultimate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to experience this adventure only under pain of death.
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