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A precious view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln when it's shrounded in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
October 13, 2003
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're ornate)
This playing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its fading glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Los Angeles Address by an unidentified replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by massive goths.
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- There is a private restroom just within this attraction's walkway.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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