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Picture: A typical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln when it's not inundated in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
July 2, 1988
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Universe Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after any third Wednesday, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or spinal or chin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and legs within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess belts.
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