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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction, May 30, 2013, 4:43 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
July 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This curdling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its standing glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Netherlands Address by an amazed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too boring for very young chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, undiagnosed tattoos, or hip or liver complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and opinions away from the vehicle at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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