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Bobby Burgess' blaster-demolishing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
March 20, 1992
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically proud glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Tavern Address by a diverse replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with personal radios should be forwarned that this experience exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- The available seat on this experience is named for Mara's newsie.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the second scene.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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