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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheriff Lincoln adventure, eventually considered to be the best current adventure at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
July 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven mouse ears
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its chewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this adventure multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 21 years old to ride sober.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and shoes away from the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly adventure vehicles only.
- If you have time to film the adventure's interior curtains, you may image you saw the playful pylon.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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