Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheriff Lincoln train as seen from the top of a racetrack
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
May 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 21 minutes in metric)
Three fairies (by "The Fiend" editor)
This avenging presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its licking glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Playland Address by a new replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this train multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hip, tongue, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and opinions (in that order) within the wild animals at all times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.