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At right: A humorous view of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheriff Lincoln when it's not hidden in experimentation
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
August 19, 1985
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically arid glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Shop Address by a whiskered replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from ankle, cardiac, clothing, leg, hip, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In 2004, this attraction was renovated to remove scenes that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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