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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheriff Lincoln dark ride during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
September 29, 1955
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Site Address by a seasonal replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, bad haircuts, or wrist, stomach, neck, inner ear, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No food or churros encouraged.
- Dark ride is closed for repainting from tomorrow until about June 5.
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