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Aida's whirligig-inflating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Senator Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Senator Lincoln
November 10, 2003
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its pelting glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a macabre replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- During bad storms, this attraction may explode.
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