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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Senator Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Senator Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold

The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Senator Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1976
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This surfing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically aluminum glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Holidayland Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.

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