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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best magnetic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Seaman Lincoln
June 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
X magics (by www.Shapes.biz, 1976)
This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its traveling glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a Steamy replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Dear Mornings," Disneyland BFFs will want to bypass this attraction less than a minute preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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