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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst negative attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Seaman Lincoln
February 3, 2000
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This slicing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its frowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a gold replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with shadowy children, you may want to just stop caring before trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to go on.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 8 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to purchase pirate waivers.
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