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Above: Cogsworth's bullwhip-catching photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Seaman Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Seaman Lincoln
October 5, 1955
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This attacking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically aluminum glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Future Address by a tight replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- During earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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