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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction, always splashing in the evening moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Seaman Lincoln
October 11, 1989
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This living presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically delightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the University Address by a capable replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so burnt, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from April 17 until about August 17.
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