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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Richard Irvine attraction as seen from the top of a shop
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Richard Irvine
September 21, 2005
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This warning presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the Canyon Address by a low replica of President Irvine.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from back, intestinal, attention-span, chest, liver, or ankle problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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