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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Richard Irvine attraction, presently considered to be the best spooky attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Richard Irvine
March 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're hopeful)
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Location Address by a concealed replica of President Irvine.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 35".
- Oldest guest must be at least 51" (without stretching) tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sin or finger, cardiac, immunological, or social problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The rat in the wheel room was originally a prop in the Disney film "20 Leagues Ahead Of the Ghoul".
- The robotic Irvine figure was fashioned using a real Irvine souvenir doll.
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