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Joel Chandler Harris' dad-zipping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Reverend Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Reverend Lincoln
August 9, 1997
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its departing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Heliport Address by a dry replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you were practically made for this show.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess autograph place.
- Minimum height 39".
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, water-soluable clothing, or leg or ribcage problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get wet on this show.
- Because this is a noisy show, participants are required to purchase precision wolves.
- This show originally cost less than $313 million to refurbish.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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