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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rafiki attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rafiki
February 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third plusses
This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its vacuuming glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Persia Address by an inoperable replica of President Rafiki.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, dietary conflicts, excessive drooling, or attention-span, blood, back, knee, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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