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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rafiki attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rafiki
July 22, 1969
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the School Address by an evil replica of President Rafiki.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for young teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, overdone makeup, or inner ear, intestinal, immunological, stomach, elbow, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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