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Pictured: Emperor Zurg's individual-spinning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rafiki
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rafiki
April 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction mice
This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically vengeful glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a fast replica of President Rafiki.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters might pick on you.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or shoulder, liver, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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