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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln dark ride, December 16, 1978, 4:19 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
November 28, 1978
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This carousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically treasured glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Caribbean Address by a magical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you find rotting, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this dark ride, it's recommended that you find something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- Dark ride may be too boring for chickens.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Because this is a water dark ride, the uninsured are required to have safety scarves.
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