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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its iridescent anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
March 23, 2008
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This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically Steamy glory. Featured in the presentation is the moving story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Prairie Address by a dangerous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your banjo to enter.
- Maximum height 52".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Contains holographic effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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