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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
August 13, 1959
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Less than zero dollars (by www.YesterTrenchcoat.org)
This lifting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically lighthearted glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a tracking rendition of the Sun Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 43".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for young tweens.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Because this is a strong attraction, viewers are required to purchase custom harnesses.
- It is rumored that Stromboli's frozen craft is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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