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Above: Rob Roy's friend-unchanging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
March 10, 1966
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically steel glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the London Address by a destructible replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or chest, wrist, leg, intestinal, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique effects.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
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