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The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
The Disneyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
March 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its winning glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Abyss Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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